Once upon a time there was I gorilla named Bobo.  He liked to go to the edge of the forest to watch the soccer players because there was a soccer field.  The goal posts were only little bottles and there wasn’t any grass or Astroturf on the ground, but the soccer players didn’t care because they still loved it even if it wasn’t on what most soccer fields have below.  And I day Bobo got really sad because one of the soccer players was sick and could go so everyone was sad and thought the game would have to be canceled, but then Bobo came out of the forest and kicked the ball.  And the soccer players said, "look at that.  Bobo can kick a ball.  Hey let’s see him do it again."  So Bobo got to be one of the soccer players and he wore a blue jersey so he was on the blue team, but the red team got another goal.   Bobo got really sad, because he really wanted to win.  It was II to III.  And then he tried to explain it to one of the people on his team, but it was hard to explain because he didn’t speak English, he spoke Gorilla.  So on the next corner kick, the one who was on his team took it and kicked the ball and Bobo ran up to the ball and he kicked it really fast and scored a goal.  Now it was III to III.  But the next corner kick another person who wore a blue jersey kicked the ball past everyone and they knew Bobo would be faster than them so they didn’t even try to get the ball.  So Bobo went down the field and scored another goal.  And then the game was over and it was III to IV.  And Bobo’s team won.

BTW: The numbers are all Roman Numerals.