The other day Lena gave me a kiss.

She then hollered, “the crinkles are coming out, the crinkles are coming out!”

So she came with me to the bathroom and watched me shave. She was fascinated to see the “crinkles” that accumulated in the shaver.

Cole won’t give me a kiss when he notices that I am too “porkly”. And no, he doesn’t mean “portly”, but “prickly.”